Also:
Dear stupid asses who get lawn/tree care service.
Not everyone is out to steal from you. Not everyone is out to cheat you. Some of us take it personally when you call us liars and thieves. Despite the popular opinion, there are a few of us who pride ourselves on doing a good job and treating customers well. However, the customer is NOT always right in this business. More often than not, you don't know what the hell you're talking about. So when you hire a professional, shut the fuck up for a minute and LISTEN. God, it's basic kindergarten skills. Why do adults have such a problem with this?
Don't tell me how to do my job. Your perception of how it should be done vs how it really is done are probably completely different. Your way is NOT the right way just because you think it is so. For example, if it's 100 degrees outside, it's not surprising that when you go outside after I've finished spraying that the leaves of your trees are already dry. Super hot weather = fast evaporation. Imagine that.
Common sense is a wonderful thing. Please get some or DIAF (especially that idiot bitch I threw down with today. Plz go cut yourself on something dull and rusty, Bonnie. The world needs less stupid people.)
Christ.
Posted by Zoso at August 7, 2008 06:17 PMI'm sorry people have to be such assholes. Anybody who knows you even slightly knows that you would never do that. I love the new banner at the top of your site! Any chance I could get you to make one for me. Not necessarily Transformers, but something cool?
Posted by: J at August 8, 2008 11:52 PM:D! Sure! What would you like?
Posted by: Zoso at August 9, 2008 05:17 AM