February 05, 2007

Silly Question

Why can't people be held responsible for going to a movie they don't like?

Because in the US no one is accountable for themselves (or their children) and it's always someone else's fault.

For example, some fool dumps hot coffee in their lap then turns around and sues the coffee place for, get this, their coffee being HOT. Or an idiot with a sweet-tooth consumes 1,000 too many Snickers and ends up with diabetes and heart disease. Not his fault, of course, those sneaky Snickers just rammed themselves down his esophagus one after the other. Or what about the guy who decided to swim with Shamu? He's dead now, but of course he wouldn't be, according to his parents who obviously don't watch enough Discovery Channel, if Sea World hadn't portrayed the killer whale as a cute, huggable creature of the sea. And my all time favorite, kid goes out and guns down his classmates. Parents of said kid decide it's the county's fault for not telling them about the crazed internet ramblings, the shotgun in his closet or the pipe in his gym bag, and the fact his best friend worships people like Charlie Manson and Adolf.

Christ on a cracker...

Posted by Zoso at February 5, 2007 05:33 PM
Comments

> Christ on a cracker

Cheesus!

- Jeff

Posted by: Jeff at February 5, 2007 08:52 PM

You have no idea how hard I laughed at that.

Posted by: Zoso at February 5, 2007 10:22 PM

The answer:

lol videogames.

Posted by: J00kst3r at February 8, 2007 06:58 PM
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