December 12, 2006

Dear Cable Company

Your service sucks.

If there was any other provider in my area, I would drop you like the hot sack of poobar you are. I'm not sure what's worse, listening to that damn automated woman who sounds like she belongs on a sex-line or talking to your barely English speaking Pakistani several thousand miles away who has no friggen clue what the hell your company even does, let alone how it works, and can't string together six coherant words of English. I will say you made me laugh when said employee told me it would take three days to get a technician out to fix both my TV and Internet service. I'm glad to see you took my advice and got it fixed more promptly. However, I still hate you and the wood-brained gnomes who run your company.

Please go die in a fire.

Posted by Zoso at December 12, 2006 05:35 PM
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Lol, Zoso that is funny as hell! The sad part is that DSL is the same way. We don't have a choice either when it comes to our internet provider. The funny thing is that our internet provider's office is not even a 10 minute drive away, yet our customer service calls get routed to somewhere in India. WTF is up with that. I could friggin walk there and back before the person on the other end of the line in friggin India spits out a coherent sentence to my simple question which is usually "Why the fuck isn't my internet working?" Like Mr. Patel in India is going to have a friggin clue as to why my internet across the globe isn't working. Stupid internet company...

Posted by: Mia_Hoshifaia at December 17, 2006 11:31 PM
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