Some Christians hate the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They hate him so much they send him hate mail. Careful bible thumpers, you might be cursed with irritable bowl syndrome if you continue your crusade of blasphemy against his Noodleness.
Disclaimer: This is a joke. If you have no sense of humor, please stick a fork in your eye. That is all.
Can I send hate mail to the forks for menacing the poor Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Posted by: DR at July 31, 2006 11:37 PMLMAO!!! This is wonderful! There are some really pissed off people. It ranges from people quoting scripture to people basically saying WTF?! And none of them can spell! *Ahem* I didn't know that the Flying Spaghetti Monster was that much of a threat to Christianity. (Just got a mental picture of a plate of spaghetti wearing a cape duking it out with Jesus) *ROFL*
Posted by: Mia Hoshifaia at August 1, 2006 07:38 AMRarely am I at a loss for words, but...well...I am.
Wow, just wow. I...I don't know, I can't think of anything to say except spellcheck, and maybe some finely shredded cheese.
Honestly though, I'm bookmarking this shit! This is too funny to pass up! Hell, I'll be laughing my ass off when the spaghetti monster smites those foolish non-believers!
Posted by: Gamma ID at August 1, 2006 12:10 PM