The Canon P1-DH V Printing Calculator. Guaranteed to make you tear your hair out, swear like a drunken pirate, and want to run over small animals. This, my friends, is the most evil device in the name of electronics. Trust me, more complicated than a quantum therom and probably difficult enough to give even Einstein nightmares, it will have you second guessing your own intelligence and screaming, "It's just a F&#@ing calculator!" whilst bursting into tears.
Free hand is faster than the time it takes to figure out how to load the paper...and I'm not even sure how long that actually is considering I gave up after a half hour. And forget directions in Chinese! They don't even bother to give you directions--probably only to make you wonder exactly how stupid you are.
Posted by Zoso at July 24, 2006 06:19 PMBut...it looks so innocent...and tempting too...must click order button...
Posted by: Gamma ID at July 24, 2006 09:37 PMI bet it burns toast too, the bastard.
Perhaps it's punishing you for even considering its purchase. Drop it outside and let it go quietly into the long, dark night.
Posted by: J00kst3r at July 25, 2006 07:50 PMIt'd make a great present for your enemy.
Posted by: DR at July 27, 2006 03:07 AMThat's actually a great idea, DR...
Posted by: Zoso at July 27, 2006 10:11 PM