I'd like to adopt this child...just so I could put the fear of GOD into his sorry little ass. It would go something like this, I think:
Kid-- You're mess'n me up! That's bullshit! Get me my mother-f**ing chocolate milk!
Me--*foot goes through TV and X-box is smashed against the wall*
The end
Oh god, if my kid EVER talked to me like this, I'd probably end up in prison...Thankfully, he wouldn't ever dare.
Wow. If I had spoken to ANYone like that- let alone my parents...there would be no remains.
The fact that there are more of such children is depressing.
Posted by: NYKT17 at July 16, 2006 07:09 PMI thought this was a joke when my brother first showed it too me. Wow... Yeah, I'd wreck his shit for sure. Hey, hold on...what is this? Counter Strike? Splinter Cell? Hell, one of 'em. What's he doing playing this game anyhow? He's like, what, 9?
Posted by: J00kst3r at July 16, 2006 07:41 PMI'd wreck his shit for sure.
You mean his toys, or the kid? LMAO!
Posted by: Zoso at July 16, 2006 07:44 PMthere would be no remains
*laughs* I told my son if I ever get a late night phone call from the police that there would be a long, dark hole in the pasture waiting for him when he got home.
Though the reality is that once I get through with him, there needs to be enough left over for his dad. Man, I hate sharing. ;P
Posted by: Zoso at July 16, 2006 07:48 PMAh, I remember this back from last year's G4 awards show (they had an actor child come onto the stage with the same routine, then the hostess gave him sour milk, called him a noob, and sent him on his way). I laughed my ass off watching it, and the actual incident the next day on Cinematech, then thought about how dead I would be if I ever talked like that to either of my parents. Shit, I know that I'm spoiled, but at least I'm not a lazy disrespectful piece of shit. This kid's just asking for a red ass beatdown by ANYONE. Hell, I'd send him off to Michael Jackson anyday. Then again, he'd probably enjoy that.
Posted by: Gamma ID at July 16, 2006 09:09 PMHoly cow! This kid is just asking to get beat down. *shudders* I don't even want to know what my parents would do to me if I ever even thought about acting this way. Like NYKT17 said, there would be no remains...
Posted by: Mia_Hoshifaia at July 17, 2006 10:20 AM