Ramblings of a Crowe

Umm... So what does being detained for shoplifting have to do with being a Christian exactly? The author seems very adamant about tell us he is a Christian. It doesn't matter what religion you are, if you've been falsely accused then you've been falsely accused. You can't convince people that you are a good and honest person based upon you religion. Parts of his story seem a little sketchy, but man, if he is telling the truth, what a rotten experience. I don't ever want to be arrested anywhere... let alone at Walmart... for shoplifting.

What killed me was when he said God had made him a warrior of justice to fight the evil Walmart. I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.

Oro? Shit, I must have missed that part. I'm going to go back and read it. A warrior of justice to fight the evil Walmart. Uh, huh. Maybe he was arrested for substance abuse... LMFAO! I wonder if he told that to the arresting officers. I can just imagine the look they would give him.

Here are few of his more choice comments:

hese BOGUS and False Charges just shows me we are closer to Jesus returning, and everyone of these wicked people will have to answer to what they have done to me and others! This is wrong, you know it and I know it.

You can side with the GOATS if you want to.

So, this Wal-Mart planned to take me down from the very beginning. I can assure you, I will research all of this down and trumpet blast the truth!

(God has called me and others TO EXPOSE THE WRONGDOINGS of Wal-Mart, to HELP those that cannot HELP themselves!)

I agree, we good people, even if you are not a Christian, you must have some goodness in you, are you would not be trying to do the right thing. WTF? This is why I hate fundies.

This event just adds more facts that Jesus is on His return very soon. Because Walmart wrongly arrested him the Apocalypse is coming? Okay!

And this is the point where the sane Christians tell this moron "Stop being on my side".

*whistles*

Man, this guy has some serious issues. It sounds like he is warning everyone that God is going to take vengence for him on that Walmart. (What a stupid notion)Expose the wrongdoings of Walmart?! Um... Low Prices? Anyway, he would definately fall under the Fanatic catergory. He's going to be very disapointed when he gets out of jail and that Walmart is still standing. I'm not religious and even I know that God isn't going to seek vengence for one of his "followers." Hmm... he sounds like just the type to do something stupid like burn down the Walmart and when he gets arrested for it say something like "It was God's Will." Crazy Fanatics.

LMAO! I totally missed the "You can side with the GOATS if you want to" statement. I just visualized shaggy, red-eyed, rabid goats. Ooh, I didn't notice the comments section at the bottom. Man, this guy is nuts.

"BLESSED BE TO GOD, HE WILL SET ME FREE!! GOD HAS ALLOWED YOU TO DO YOUR WICKEDNESS FOR 25+ HOURS, NOW HE WILL TURN HIS WRATH ON YOU!"

... All I can say is WTF. Ooh, and this:

"They just wanted to take down a honest Christian family man, that's why!"

... Yes, Walmart is conspiring against Christians (I'm dripping with sarcasm if you can't tell). Hell, just last week I passed a couple of orange-robed, silent, baldheaded monks on my way out of a Walmart. They certainly do not condemn diversity. I don't know the actual percentage but I do know that this psychotic fanatic is not the only Christian in this country. Another point to add: How would Walmart know that he is Christian? Um, they wouldn't. (Which destroys his whole theory that Walmart is out to get the Christians.)

*sigh* The worst part is that other fanatics and people lacking in common sense and logicical thought are going to join his side "against the evil Walmart." This stupid and (most likely) not even true event is going to rile people up and probably start some pretty rediculous shit. I would love to know exactly how this shoplifting experience turned into an attack on Christians. Then again, since that would mean that I would have to talk to this crazy fanatic, I'd rather not find out. I'd rather spare myself another lecture on how evil I am because I am not a Christian.

Hell, just last week I passed a couple of orange-robed, silent, baldheaded monks on my way out of a Walmart.

LMFAO! Yes, they're called the Cult of DoorGreeters. Once you meet them, you know it's all over.

My brain hurts.

See, this is why I'm agnostic. Religion is biased. Maybe in a good way, maybe in a bad way...but, it's biased.

But, thanks for the link. Got a few good laughs out of it. =D

Sometimes all you can do is sit back and laugh.