Five Mexican children praying next to large metal cross are killed when lightening strikes.
Damn. God is one mean mother....
Posted by Zoso at April 25, 2006 12:58 PMThis is what protesting for immigration rights gets you, a nice hot steaming pile of corpses. And God IS one mean mother. He kicked me in the balls last weekend for eating the last fudge-cicle in the freezer.
IT WAS EXPIRED YOU RAVING LUNATIC!!!
Those poor children...
That's no omen, that's just poor fucking design. Who's the one that went and constructed a large metal object on top of a HILL? That's like one of the first frickin' things we learn about conductivity.
Posted by: J00kst3r at April 25, 2006 04:17 PMAs not funny as this situation is, gamma I have to say you made me laugh my ass off with that post. And J00kst3r, that was exactly the first thing I thought when I read the article. Who the hell builds a giant cross outside and prays next to it when there's lightening? *shakes head* Those poor kids, indeed. Their parents should be tied to that cross in the next storm or something.
Posted by: Zoso at April 25, 2006 10:05 PMLMAO. Not funny my ass.
This is right up there with the fact that there is an enormous metal sculpture of Jesus on a hill above Rio De Janiero (aka City of God), which, ironically, has one of the highest murder rates in the world, where tourists are asked not to wear jewerly or carry any valuables, and there are no speed limits because carjacking is so frequent that even driving at a slow rate of speed is dangerous.
Obviously these people did not grasp that God does not like false idols when they read the bible.
Posted by: sarah at April 26, 2006 08:56 AMWell, I meant the fact that kids were killed. Then entire smote by god irony is pretty halarious.
Posted by: Zoso at April 26, 2006 09:27 AM