March 17, 2006

News Flash! Color is EVIL! Like Harry Potter!

Harry Potter may be the final Pied Piper, leading children into the Abyss by the tens of millions.

Oh yes, a book will be the undoing of us all, but I don't think it's gonna be Harry Potter. You can read aaaallll about it.

You know, I just don't get this. The purpose of fiction is to tell a story, a fabrication of the imagination. That's all Harry Potter is--just a damn book. By this logic, not only is Harry Potter evil, but pretty much the entire fantasy genre. But does anyone pitch a fit about Disney's "The Sword in the Stone"? It's about magic. But noooo, 'cause ole Walt came up with that one and it can't possibly be evil!

WTF kind of thinking is that?

Sorry, I forgot that logic doesn't apply to batshit evangalistic Christian fundies. God forbid children grow up with rational thought processess or imagination.

I mean seriously, what the shit is this:

Originally, I believed it possible that she might be using colors which were Mind Control triggers, so I asked Cisco Wheeler to review them in this light.

Mind Control Triggers? Hot damn! I'm gonna run out and buy me some pinwheels! Maybe I can oooga booga someone into giving me a job.

I wonder how this person feels about the millions of crayolas used nation wide? No wonder our kids don't learn crap in school these days! They're mesmerized by their crayons! Damn you, Satan! It's your fault the US is so dumb!

Jesus in a motorcade...

I don't even like Harry Potter that much, but this stuff just makes my mind boggle.

Posted by Zoso at March 17, 2006 12:00 AM
Comments

Now I know why they say they don't make movies like they used to. 'Cause they're not in black and white anymore. XD

Posted by: DR at March 17, 2006 01:52 AM

Wow. Just...wow. The complete and utter stupidity of these people is just astounding.

Posted by: Ghost in the Mirror at March 17, 2006 09:54 PM

Now I know why they say they don't make movies like they used to. 'Cause they're not in black and white anymore. XD

Yeah, all those woo woo colors only make us THINK the movies are good these days.

Posted by: Zoso at March 17, 2006 10:12 PM
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