I don't enjoy reading stories that butcher the English Language or totally disregard canon in all shapes and forms.
I don't enjoy reading hardcore wannabes flap their jaws in some pathetic attempt to sound 'tough' on the interwebs. Want a lollipop? Might sweeten up that sour disposition your fouling the air with.
I'm not nice, so don't let the name fool you.
So you're mean AND stupid? And this is new to the internet how? Please spare us the boring unoriginality and think up something fresh. *waiting to be amused*
If your writing sucks I will tell you.
Fair enough. Writing can be improved. Unfortunately for you, you're doomed to have a sucky personality your entire life. Do everyone a favor and don't breed, please?
Don't expect any helpful tips here.
No problem. As if you have anything useful or insightful to say anyway.
As a matter of fact don't expect anything from me at all.
Why am I suddenly picturing some emo teenager locked up in a dark bedroom with black decor, hunched over a computer while listening to Evanescence? (Look! You missed a comma! Does this mean you hate yourself for butchering the English language?)
Take all your grievances and complaints elsewhere because I don't give a crap.
You don't give a crap enough to give a crap about telling us you don't give a crap. Ok, I'm confused. Which is it?
My constructive advice (because I do care):
Up the dosage of heroin. And when you cut yourself, make sure it's up and down and not side to side, okay?
(note: this wasn't taken from a personal review.)
So where did these entries come from?
"As a matter of fact don't expect anything from me at all."
Alas, I was not expecting anything from you in the first place, you little twat. And I agree with your emo comment. They're all emo comments.
"I hate life, and it's all your fault!"
Yay! I'm pro-active! :D
It's one entry, taken off of a ff.net bio.
Posted by: Zoso at March 14, 2006 03:48 PMFanfiction.net reviewers are made of disease and fail. It's usually a 12-year-old on their dad's laptop while he's at work. Thus, the mind-bending flaws in their logic.
Posted by: J00kst3r at March 14, 2006 05:33 PMAlong the road, not across the street! XD!
Posted by: DR at March 15, 2006 12:44 AMLMFAO!!!!
People actually write this crap? Oh, my. I have never visited a sight where people post their works for review and comments, so I wouldn't know, but isn't the point of those things to give the writer constructive criticism to help them improve their writing? What, exactly, is this flamer shit trying to accomplish? It seems like some form of "I hate my life so I'm going to try to make you hate yours too." Frankly, if someone wrote this crap to me I would be furious and then laugh. Like I'm laughing right now... Let's mock a few of my favorites from the list, shall we?
"As a matter of fact don't expect anything from me at all." and "Don't expect any helpful tips here."
These are two of my favorites. Why would you type don't expect anything from me? Um... frankly, the writer has no idea who the hell you are, and they really don't care. Why would you even waste your time typing this statement? And the "Don't expect helpful tips here." Um... isn't that the point of the writer posting his/her works? Again, I don't quite understand the need to express that you have no intelligent comments.
I could spend all day nocking on these comments because they serve no purpose. Hopefully there are other people who have the intelligence to actually post something useful. Hell, those comments arn't even worth the time it takes to read them. Hopefully the writers just ignore those stupid individuals and don't take their comments (if you could call them that) to heart.
Posted by: Mia_Hoshifaia at March 15, 2006 07:11 AMAlong the road, not across the street!
I was trying to remember this when I wrote the blog. LOL My poor old mind is growing feeble!
Posted by: Zoso at March 15, 2006 11:58 AM