January 03, 2006

WTF is Wrong with Harry Potter fans?

That entire fandom is full of idiots. I'm not saying everyone, but I'd say 1 out of every 5 fans is actually SANE. The stoopid just oozes from them...

Case in point:

Check out the IBDM Poll for Best and Worst of 2005. Harry Potter: Goblet of Fire is in every single category! Best Foreign film? Best Documentary? Scariest movie? Animated Feature? WTF'inH?

See, this is why I detest fan girls and boys. Not one iota of common sense. Just fapping, splooging, morons with pebbles rattling around inside their heads.

And don't deny it wasn't you, fan-idiots! The call went out from all the big Potter sites to go vote on this poll, and vote you did. I'm amazed the write in ballots didn't confuse things more! Thank god there were no ticky-boxes!

Still, I have to say the idiocy gave me a good laugh. As annoying as stupid people are, they're good for a few laughs. Especially when droves of them band together to try and do something 'intelligent'.

Posted by Zoso at January 3, 2006 05:22 PM
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The problem, as I see it, is with the very concept of 'fan' in the first place.

The word fan - derived from 'fanatic' - implies an inability to judge something on its merits and a slavish devotion to something or someone. It's more an attempt to self identify, or to fit into a group, than it is anything of practical use.

Posted by: Jeff at January 3, 2006 06:30 PM

Thank you for posting this! I wanna LOL so hard, but I'm holdin' back since it's 2 a.m, and my teeth are chattering from the effort. XD

Posted by: J00kst3r at January 3, 2006 11:07 PM
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