October 29, 2005
Funny Stuff
I'm constantly getting amusing emails from friends, family, and co-workers. I thought I'd share a few:
Pumkin Bowling
Great mindless entertainment
Backstreet Boys in China
I can't find the words
Best. Comic. Ever.
Retards are everywhere...
I seriously hope this guy realizes that suit isn't his color...
A Joke:
"A man staggered in late one night after another evening of drinking with his friends. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife and tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to the upstairs bedroom.
He misjudged the bottom step and fell, landing heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke, making his landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, he pulled down his pants and saw he was bleeding badly.
He made his way to the bathroom and put a band aid on each place he saw blood. He then stumbled his way upstairs to bed.
When he woke up the next morning, his wife said, "You were drunk again last night, weren't you?"
The man said, "What would make you think that?"
She replied, "It could be a lot of things, the broken glass at the foot of the stairs, the drops of blood throughout the house, your bloodshot eyes, but mostly it's all those band aids on the bathroom mirror." "
Pfftt~
More comics
And I have more lying around in my e-mail files somewhere. I really don't know where people get a lot of this stuff, but it's pretty damn funny. Enjoy!
Posted by Zoso at October 29, 2005 02:11 PM*huge grin* Thanks for sharing! Man, that totally made my weekend.
Posted by: J00kst3r at October 29, 2005 09:01 PMThe get-screwed comic is definitely the best evar.
Posted by: DR at October 30, 2005 10:33 AMYeah, the screwed-nailed comic is hilarious, and I know who did it. It's a weekly comic called the Perry Bible Fellowship, and it's hilarious. You can find the comic here:
Click on the person in the middle of the page to get the archives. Personal recommendations: "Eden"; "Puppy Wish"; "The Man with no Penis"; "Hey Goat"; "Sun Love"; "Painter Piece"; "Trouble Gopher"; "Kitty Stuck"; "Barb and Rudy"; "Ballerina Slippers"; "Mountain Dad"; "No Survivors"; "The Happy Brothers";
"Bunny Easter"; "Billy the Bunny"; and "Mittens". But most of them are a good read.
Whoops, forgot the website link:
http://cheston.com/pbf/index.html#
Posted by: Arxane at October 30, 2005 06:08 PMGlad everyone got a kick out of them. I found them to be pretty amusing!
Whoa~ Arxane! Long time no see! :P Thanks for the link. I was wondering who did that comic. It's friggen halarious!
Posted by: Zoso at October 30, 2005 09:12 PM