October 20, 2005
Ani-Blog #1
In light of the most recent disruption of my life, I took a moment to reflect on the consistency of the mishaps that occur and came to a conclusion:
There's nothing I can do about this. The evil aura that has decided I make a great victim won't be thwarted. So, instead of getting all riled about it, I'm going to make my best attempt to roll with the punches.
It will be a hard road. One wrought with peril, disappointment, and tears. But I will prevail! You hear that evil god of all that is electronical and mechanical! I won't let you get to me anymore! Taunt me, torture me, make my life miserable--do your worst (please don't)! You won't make me cry anymore! You won't make me peel paint with foul language! I'm no longer your puppet!
That being said, here's short well illustrated version of what I've come to call, "The Day of Enlightenment".
Enjoy:
(for some reason my alarm was set on 'super fucking high' this morning)
(I shot out of bed, only to have a book drop on my face. NOTE: Zoso sleeps on a futon, but is too lazy to turn it into a bed each night.)
(I ran some errands at lunch only to have my car not start--while I was in a sketchy part of town.)
(It did this again when I was leaving work, but I took it all in stride...)
(Then I realized what was going on. The 'curse' had struck again...)
Update 10/21
Now this is a fine omen (taken from the daily horoscope on my homepage...)
"One thing, and one thing only, can be absolutely counted on in your world: Nothing you've planned down to the most minute detail will turn out even close to how you'd imagined it."
Can't a girl get a break!!!!!
Posted by Zoso at October 20, 2005 07:44 PMYou make the best cartoons. I want a picture of Saggy! Hope your days get better. I shall ward away your curse with my mindpower skillz.
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Bzzt. Agh. My brain hurts.
Posted by: DR at October 21, 2005 02:43 AMLMFAO! Zoso you are a genius! Your shitty day just made mine a little better. (Sorry to say) That cartoon is friggin funny. I find it quite hilarious because a week ago my alarm mysteriously got set on "I'm fucking deaf" mode. Well it went off and I leaped out of bed. Yeah, except I fogot that I had a loft bed and that its 5 feet to the ground so it was more of a leap-fall thingy. So, I hit the tile floor, and then have to hobble up the ladder to the damn alarm clock. I swear that alarm clocks are out to get us. How come the volume just magically increases? Hell, I don't turn the volume up, if anything I would turn it down.
Posted by: Mia Hoshifaia at October 21, 2005 07:10 AMThat strip was effin' hilarious. Also, horoscopes are bad for your teeth. The j00kst3r has spoken.
Posted by: J00kst3r at October 21, 2005 03:12 PM