Thanks to my sis for sharing this site. I was so enamoured with it, I linked it under the "link" section in the side bar. Nice to see true artists sticking to their guns! If I had 25 bucks to spare, I'd buy one for my desk at work, just because I think he's so cool! Go check it out (make sure to read the angry e-mails he gets! They're priceless!)
Some highlights:
"I send you wadded paper with Priority Mail. It is fast with nice free box from Post Office.
Post office worker tell me, "Don't take so many free boxes! You must order them online from USPS! Other customers mad when you take them all!" I laugh and yell, "It says free, bureaucrat!! What you expect, dumb dumb?" "
"This brand new innovation in Origami Boulder wadded paper art! You buy Performance Art option. Then artist wad up artwork create custom for you, and throw directly into waste basket. You just paid for custom performance art! You receive email describe performance. If wish, write name or other small message in comment box and artist say, "This art made for _____" when perform."
"I lose patience and scream at banker and tell him, "You banker, not art critic dumb dumb!!! You don't know nothing about art. Wadded paper art much better than Andy Warhol painting of soup can or that guy who put crucifix in big jar of urine! At least my art not offensive or stupid picture of food product!" "
"I recommend you make big issue and tell everyone about evil site. Then I get famous like idiot Eminem rapper and sell so much artwork I retire this summer."
"It always worth your time in Australia, because time have no value in such terrible place."
"And people from Wisconsin try to sell everything and call it "beer" or "cheese" although it obviously neither one judging from taste."
"Maybe you tell Henry Ford unoriginal because horse and carriage already exist and make other similar nonsense comparison."
"Good idea, but everyone know person in Canada never actually finish anything except long winded complain editorials about USA."
"Artist inspire by mock country of Canada, and pretend to wad up sheet music with Oh Canada on it each time make art."
"Picasso paint artwork with $10 worth of paint on $5 canvas. So Picasso painting only worth $15? Obvious answer no."
"Please use freedom of religion to pray to New Age Crystal Hippy God, and light stinky hemp candle for unenlighten artist so that artist improve one day."
And much, much more...
Posted by Zoso at October 8, 2005 04:44 PMAhh... Zoso. Can you please post the web site so that we can read the editorials and see the artwork? Thanks.
Posted by: Mia Hoshifaia at October 9, 2005 05:38 PMAhh~ Sorry, I linked it in the "Links" part of the side bar! Right under Fandom Wank. I be lazy!!!!
Posted by: Zoso at October 9, 2005 06:00 PMNahh, your good. I just be stupid and I obviously can't read because it says that in the what, 2nd sentence? Thanks anyway.
Posted by: Mia Hoshifaia at October 9, 2005 06:11 PMOMG. Some dumbass would probably buy that. The artist sounds hilarious, and if you can make a profit from crinkling paper, go for it! Zoso, where do you live? It says 6pm-ish when I post and its like 9pm here.
Posted by: Mia Hoshifaia at October 9, 2005 06:19 PMI'm over on the West Coast! Which means you're probably on the East Coast (if you're in the US).
Posted by: Zoso at October 10, 2005 08:44 PMYup yup, I'm on the East Coast.
Posted by: Mia Hoshifaia at October 13, 2005 09:12 AMThe east coast is nice. Visited Maine a few years back. Very pretty!
Posted by: Zoso at October 13, 2005 10:23 PMThankies. It's not exactly on the Coast. But we are in that time zone. But I did say on the coast didn't I? Hmm... damn, I wonder where my brain was at that time. Yeah, I'll just say it, I'm from Michigan. Its not coastal, but we do have plenty of water.
Posted by: Mia Hoshifaia at October 14, 2005 05:34 AM