Stupid people piss me off.
Everyday, I have to deal with at least 1.5 stupid people. The .5 comes in because one of these people is only stupid half the time. So now that that is cleared up, the 'other' person is an idiot 100% of the time. I've tried to be patient. I've tried ignoring this person's idiocy. I've tried blunt irritation. Now I'm heading straight for Bitch on a Flaming Ferris Wheel Furious.
WHY?
Why are some people born with the intelligence of granite? Or peat moss. You choose.
Unfortunatly, I can't discuss why I'm so pissed off here--so you will all remain confused and think I'm utterly spastic. However, I will tell you it has to do with the colors green and blue, time managment, and the acronym S.A.G.
While I'm on a roll, I want to know why people in low rider trucks drive so frickin slow? Does going 15 miles under the speed limit somehow increase the 'cool' factor? If that's the case, why are 'hot rods' so popular? I thought it was because they were fast? Make up your damn minds people! Oh, and drive the goddamn speed limit!
AND...
And what is up with people who use a copy machine to make like 50 copies, then leave 49 of them sitting in the copy tray? How can they not get the hint when I throw the copies on their desk? For the love of god, I swear this is true, but the mad copier came up and asked me why the copies they made were on their desk. I played dumb, since that seems to be the only language they understand, and said, "Why? I have no idea!" They wandered off, copies in hand, with a puzzeled look on their face. Which is funny since there are only five us in our office--and I'm the only one who is in the office 90% of the day.
Do I look like a maid? Do I look like I work at Kinkos? Do I look like their mom (god, I hope not)?
Then there are the people who Just Don't Get It. Of course, these same people are the same ones who Are Masters of Everything Logical. Like the doofus today who complained he couldn't understand the pesticide label I sent him--then bitched about it to me like it was my fault it was written in legaleeze. Call the EPA. They're the ones who write the damn things. And I really don't care if you used to read MSDS sheets at your work. MSDS and Labels are DIFFERENT! *gasp* There is a reason the EPA and USDA require people like me to take tests and get licenses, shithead.
To everyone else who thinks they're Oh So Smart. You're not, so STFU.
Netspeak is annoying. Stop it. Sign on names like 692h0t4U are so 1990's. Not cool. Stupid. If you have that name, I don't want to talk to you. Don't PM me--ever.
Shit. I'm gonna go take a nap. I need one.
Posted by Zoso at September 21, 2005 04:58 PMNice. One of your best rants yet leader Zoso(I'm minion no.143556). It's always good to vent your anger in a healthy and productive way.
Healthy- you are not holding in like some people do. (looks in the mirror) and this way is less violent, at least physically.
Productive- Uh...improved typing skills? :-(
I know...I suck. Please don't hurt me! Or ban me! Or both!
Posted by: gamma at September 21, 2005 06:48 PMHa ha! You should have seen me lay on the horn at the stop light when I left to pick my kid up from Tennis this evening. Idiot was sitting through the green arrow. I thought I was going to lose it for good.
*sigh* It's just been another one of "those" days. I'm having a lot of them lately...takes a toll on a gal, ya know? *laughs*
Posted by: Zoso at September 21, 2005 07:15 PMLink: http://www.deviantart.com/view/23080911/
I think you'll find it enjoyable. I liked it anyways. A nice rant against NARUTARDS that hate the dub.
Sorry for double posting but I thought I should share this with fellow ranters around the globe. ;)
Posted by: gamma at September 21, 2005 07:15 PMOMG! That is friggen hysterical! Thanks for sharing! It made me laugh! (hard)
Posted by: Zoso at September 21, 2005 07:29 PMAwesome! Glad you liked it! I found it in the forums on this website
http://www.dubreview.com/
The only place that fairly judges dubs unlike those crazy otaku.
Posted by: gamma at September 21, 2005 07:34 PMYay for Saggy! Turning Zoso into a Flaming Ferris Wheel six days a week!
(just think of the destruction you could cause with one of those...)
Posted by: DR at September 22, 2005 02:11 AM*sigh* It continues...that's all I'll say. Stay tuned for raging ferris wheel of fury email.
Posted by: Zoso at September 22, 2005 12:19 PMAre you having a better day? I for one am bored of my ass.
Posted by: sarah at September 22, 2005 01:14 PMI for one am bored of my ass.
I got bored of my ass about ten years ago. :P
Yeah, the boss let me come home early today. I'm happy.
Posted by: Zoso at September 22, 2005 03:04 PMLucky you!
I am slowly ticking off the minutes until I get to leave.
The fair ends this weekend, and the traffic is horribley nasty. I hate it. I just want to go home, have dinner, and go to bed.
Posted by: Sarah at September 22, 2005 04:08 PMbut you got to watch wrecking ball guy all week? How could that be boring?
Posted by: Zoso at September 23, 2005 08:11 PM