July 10, 2005

American movies are made for *GASP* Americans!

So a big STFU to the dumbasses who bitch about "Americans saving the world" in the Hollywood box office shows.

Seriously, Hollywood is "pretty" global. We all know that. But movies like, say, "Independence Day", "Armageddon", "The Patriot", etc., are American movies made for America. Therefore, they have American heros! OMG! What a concept! Only an idiot would bitch about Americans saving the world in these movies.

I must have missed the memo where Hollywood was suppose to cater to the wants and needs of people in other countries. Despite being global, Hollywood is still American. OHNOEZ!!!111!one!!

Maybe I should send JK Rowling a letter and tell her Harry is too British for me and she needs to have more Americans in her stories. *rollseyes*

Special note to those who still don't get it: If you don't like Americans being heros in Hollywood movies...stop watching Hollywood movies. Okay? Watch movies made by your own country...or go make your own.

Does this rant mean I don't think Hollywood movies should be shown in other countries? If you read that into it, the line to the short bus is over there ------>

No. I think it's cool that Hollywood has become so huge. I think it's awesome that the American Entertainment Industry brings so many people together. I'd hate to see that stop. I don't even mind if they *do* cater to other countries. Hell, we all know that Americans could use a little cultural enlightenment.

What pisses me off is that *some* idiots act like little entitlement bitches and whine when a movie like "Independence Day" or "Armageddon" comes out...or any movie that has Americans saving the world or something. Hell, they even bitch about Americans saving something in our own country! WTF? You don't see me bitching about the Japanese trying to save Tokyo from Godzilla, do you?

Hollywood might be global, but it's still an American Industry. What I find strange is if our movies are so offensive, why do people overseas keep watching them? Is it some sort of masochism?

They're just movies, people. Shut the hell up, grab some popcorn, and enjoy the show for Christs sake.

Posted by Zoso at July 10, 2005 10:18 PM
Comments

Perhaps you should have mentioned that if anyone did find Harry Potter too British, they should head on over to fanfiction.net and read some fics there. XD!

Yeah, and like, Independence Day is totally English. Like omg. The Whitehouse bit? That was 10 Downing Street. With a lick of paint. Honestly, these crazy Americans!

Posted by: DR at July 11, 2005 02:05 AM

LMAO!!! With a lick of paint!

Posted by: Zoso at July 11, 2005 06:13 AM

Zoso, you are awesome.

Your views on anime-fans and anti-americanism are pure gold, and I will regularly read your blog.

And I hate blogs more than anything, so this is a big thing for me.

Posted by: n8dogg at July 11, 2005 07:54 PM

Awww...*wipes tear away* Thanks n8dogg. It's always nice to see new minions flock to the den.

;P

I'm glad my burning hatred for asshats amuses you! *ha ha*

Posted by: Zoso at July 11, 2005 08:11 PM

Yay! New minions! This way to the initiation ceremony... >=D

Posted by: DR at July 12, 2005 11:01 AM

Public flogging and hazing is involved. Oh, fire ants and honey too! ;P

Posted by: Zoso at July 13, 2005 04:52 PM

Don't forget the nice cold bath at the end! The sharks are always welcoming new guests! With open m- fins!

Posted by: DR at July 14, 2005 03:12 PM
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