I'm the biggest procrastinator in the world. I will put stuff off and put it off and put it off until whatever needs to be done is but a memory somewhere in the vast reaches of brain.
You would think I wouldn't be an impatient person, but I am. I HATE waiting for other people. I loathe it, especially when I know whatever they're doing doesn't take "that much time".
Before I make myself sound more like a hypocrit, I should explain that my procrastinations are on my own time. I never procrastinate at work or with important things that effect other people. Well, almost never--there are a few exceptions (*coughTMTBcough*).
Today I've been perpetually waiting. It seems where ever I go, I'm hindered by someone who is in "slow motion". For example on the way to and from work (I went home for lunch), the people in front of me on the highway were doing 15 miles below the speed limit. After much swearing, I managed to get around them, only to find myself bumpered by another person who doesn't seem to know that "60" doesn't mean "go 45". If that wasn't bad enough, once I hit the freeway, some dumb ho cuts across two lanes to get into the "fast lane", the proceeds to do 40. WTF? (imagine this in big ass letters) Where'd she learn to drive, Hellen Keller Driving Acadamy? I hate entitlment drivers...you know, the people who think they can drive anywhere...
And at work...I'm waiting. Waiting for the last person to come in so I can go home. Two and a half hours ago he had five stops left to do. Ten minutes ago he has four...
*head-desk*
*head desk again*
I'm also pissed at the mail lady......again. I went home for lunch to check the mail, hoping my copy of "Any Witch Way but Dead" had finally arrived from Amazon. The mail is delivered at 11:30am; noon at the latest. As I pull into my driveway, I notice that she hasn't come yet. Okay--whatever. I go inside, fix myself some lunch, chat with my mom and son, and kill about 45 minutes. I go to leave, check the mail...and it STILL hasn't shown up. Annoyed (I think my mail lady is on something, BTW), I leave only to see her turning down my street. So I go home again, wait...and to add insult to injury, my book doesn't even show up.
I'm such a loser.
I won't be leaving the office until after five today. This annoys the hell out of me. It makes me grumpy...considering I've been here since 7:30am.
Posted by Zoso at July 1, 2005 04:01 PMOur mail lady is on crack! I especially love when she puts the high dollar value items I buy from Amazon on the post at the end of our driveway by the road because she's so freaking lazy she won't get out of the car!
URGH! Angry just thinking about it. We need to become mail persons in her area just so we can enact our revenge! Indeed... this idea gets a 10.
Posted by: J at July 5, 2005 03:12 PMYes. That idea gets a 10...it's not nearly as good as the compound and helicoptor pad idea though, which was off the scales.
Speaking of good idea's my sister came up with a business venture for us. *insert odd laughter here* I'll tell you about it when I see you online. *smile*
Posted by: Zoso at July 5, 2005 03:40 PM