This a forward I got earlier today. It's halarious, so I thought I'd share it here for everyone to read! God bless the kiddies! They keep life in perspective! Ha ha!
>In a recent survey of grade school children, some interesting observations were discovered about:
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> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
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> ( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
>sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
>chips and dip coming.
>-- Alan, age 10
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>( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
>marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
>you're stuck with.
>-- Kirsten, age 10
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>WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
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>( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
>then.
>-- Camille, age 10
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>( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
>married.
>-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
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>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
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>( 1 ) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
>the same kids.
>-- Derrick, age 8
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>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
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>( 1 ) Both don't want any more kids.
>-- Lori, age 8
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>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE
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>( 1 ) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
>each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
>-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
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>( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
>gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
>-- Martin, age 10 (wise beyond his years)
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>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
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>( 1 ) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
>newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
>-- Craig, age 9
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>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
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>( 1 ) When they're rich.
>-- Pam, age 7
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>( 2 ) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
>that.
>-- Curt, age 7
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>( 3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
>them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
>-- Howard, age 8 (this one has very good morals)
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>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
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>( 1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
>going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
>-- Theodore, age 8
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>( 2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
>someone to clean up after them.
>-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
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>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
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>( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
>-- Kelvin, age 8
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>And the #1 Favorite is........
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>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
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>( 1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
>-- Ricky, age 10