When I was a kid, I never thought that frogs could squeak like they do. I always thought they went, 'ribbit ribbit' like every other kid. Then my cat started attacking them. O__o

LMAO

Frogs make messed up noises too. We live close to a pond, so at night you can hear them. When we were small, we would go 'hunt toads'. We just caught them then let them go, but it was fun. Toads apparently taste bad. Once a cat or dog bites the ones that live here, they never do it again...

Cuck Folumbus. I didn't get school of anyhow, so he's useless as far as I'm concerned. :p By the way, ever seen My Cousin Vinny? Reference: the owl scene. Guy gets up like "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" and unloads half a clip into the forest.

God, that movie is friggen funny! Damn, now I'm gonna have to watch it!

I would also like to submit president's day as a false holiday. It is designed to coincide with the birthday of two specific presidents and falls on the birthday of neither, and is the first holiday I'm aware of that was created by compiling two holidays into one. In fact, if it made any sense at all, it would be on innauguration day.

Actually, no, keep Columbus Day, then over here in England, we can have a day off for no reason. =3 Oooh, oooh, can we have President's Day off, too?

Ha ha! Seriously, if we're going to have holidays like Presidents Day and Columbus Day, we should have holidays like "O.K. Corral Day" and "Boston Tea Party Day" too. And while we're at it, we should make holidays to remember important people in history who actually did things, such as "Wyatt Earp Day", "Geronimo Day" and "General Custar Day"...The wild west gets no love.

BTW--

Valentines Day is a stupid holiday. They should rename it to "Buy Bad Chocolate and Piss Off a Loved One Day".

What about Flag Day...how could you all forget flag day.

You're right Sarah! How could we forget that innane day such as "Flag Day". Lets pay homage to a piece of cloth! Yay! I declare we create "Pants Day". We must worship all pants. Except those made of polyester.

You obviously don't read my blog...NO pants day is this spring. *shakes head*

No no! You misinterpeted mine. No Pants day is about "no pants". I said we should make a day for pants--meaning all pants (except polyester), regardless whether or not they're being worn!

I choose to commemorate Flag Day because it is actually a symbol of our Nation, not like Columbus day... Columbus who came on behalf of another country to conquer our land and it's native people, and send all of it's goods back to Spain. Yeah... there's a lot of American tradition in that. NOT! Although... this "Pants Day" sounds kind of appealing. Will it include Cargos, Capris, Khakis, and Kharpracis? If it doesn't include Kharpracis, I'm not celebrating it!

Any kind of pants (no polyester though: see above post). Though I think 'pants' should include anything below the knee. None of this 'shorts shit' on Pants Day.

You see, 'pants' to me means underwear, so I was sitting here smiling to myself until I realised what you were talking about.

There should be an Undies Day too, but I reckon they already have that somewhere.

Mmmm... Khapracis...Don't see those much anymore...

Columbus Day is bogous. He didn't even technically discover America, so what are we celebrating? No wait I rephrase that. Who actually celebrates Columbus Day and what do you do? Do you get a small boat and play with it in the bathtub, or all dress like he did, or what? Some people get the day off *shakes fist* lucky buggers. But most of us, don't get jack. Zoso, LMAO @ your wrath of Godzilla and his clan of ninja elite mercenary squirrels. I have never heard of anything like that. Instead of a guard dog, you have a guard squirrel!

You dress in poofy knee high pants with puffy sleeved shirts and bad hats and rape and pillage some place you've never been before.

Incidently, Columbus discovered Cuba. I don't know that he ever got to the US.

You dress in poofy knee high pants with puffy sleeved shirts and bad hats and rape and pillage some place you've never been before.

Are we still talking about No Pants Day?

You see, 'pants' to me means underwear, so I was sitting here smiling to myself until I realised what you were talking about.

You have no idea how hard this made me laugh.

Instead of a guard dog, you have a guard squirrel!

A whole clan of them. They're quite the territorial little bastards too. I've had pinecones dropped on my head while getting out of my car.

Though they should count their lucky stars my old cat is dead. She killed friggen rabbits in her spare time (I had to clean up the mess she made).

Zoso is a little like a Disney princess. Whenever she is in trouble her troup of woodland creatures comes to her aid. There is the guard squirrel and the friendly rabit that keeps watch over her car... oh and the mice that sew her gowns and drive her pumpkin chariot.

...WHY DON'T YOU EVER LET ME RIDE IN YOUR PUMPKIN!

Because you never take your shoes off!