AAAAAAAAHHH. MANKY. HORRIBLE. And I thought the toilets at my old school were disgusting! That one tops all!

I destroy lots of things too. I'm not limited to certain things, but computers appear to crumble in my very hands. But, you have bonded with that vacuum cleaner, so perhaps it will resist your powers of destruc- er, I mean, be nice to you?

By the way. Your banner. Is. Love.

Yeah. It was bad. Really bad. I think that's why I had such a wierd dream last night... O___o

I break things just by touching them too. The printer at work and I have a long history. It wins most of the time, mainly because I nearly break down into tears after it eats an entire box of invoices...not to mention it refuses to print online, so everything comes out crooked...

The tray's weird on mine, so the printer's decided to spit paper every-bloody-where. It also keeps jamming. And eating.

My printer is strange. It takes forever to do anything. It sits there making noises like "errt errn, errt errn" for a couple of minutes. What the hell is it doing? It's not like it has to think about what to print. Sometimes its just faster to write the stupid thing down instead of printing it. I should race my printer sometime. "And Mia beats the printer for a grand prize of nothing!" I would love to kick it, but my last one didn't take that too well. x.x